Dear Nobody,

I'm assuming those anonymous comments left on the blog I wrote last week were from someone who doesn't actually know me. This is the internet; there's no telling who reads this blog. But just in case...uh, it was over the top on purpose, dude. I'd be sad if one of my friends (or two friends, possibly, but being a master forensic linguist I have deduced they were both left by the same person) thought my ideals were really so simplistic that I have not "Asked [my]self why the majority of countries in this world take issue with America."

Or if they thought I would actually blast an anthem of sarcasm on election night. That wouldn't be neighborly.

Though I do, in fact, have a big hate on for Micheal Moore and his cohorts and really wish I was home for the election year. And many Europeans are naive about world affairs, sigh, just like many Americans, of course.

The song is a good reflection of a phase I was in a few months ago when I was frustrated with the many conversations I'd had with some Europeans about the role the US played in the world in which they repeated some unfair, untrue stereotypes about Americans. The worst of which involved one person arguing that the whole world should be able to vote for the US President because the US's actions had such a global impact. Yeah, ok.