Hiatus Over

It's been exactly one year since our last post, and the blog has been gathering dust in some dank corner of this giant network of tubes. But dust is not corrosive (and even if it was the dust was just a metaphor) so we've picked the old girl back up, given it a few whacks, and put it right back on our heads. Blogs are like hats in that way.

Instead of making one gigantic post retelling our busy year, we'll have some posts that start out "Did I tell you the one about... ###?" (where ### is what the blog is about) that will fill in the large hole our laziness has left in our life story.

If somehow you only know us through this blog, first I can't believe you waited a whole year for this, and second we are having a baby (mini-mart) that should be here any day now. Expect a lot of updates about that.

This is the first of many, so pictures will come later today, and stories right after. I'll be giving the whole look of the store a redoux, so stay tuned for tons of wacky wild stuff.